Tidbits.

So, put simply, this blog is not going to be fancy. I'm not that fancy. I am looking at it as more of an online journal since I am not even 100% sure I will have internet access in all the places I will be. I told the guy at Best Buy that the chromebook I was buying was more of  "let my family members back home know I am not dead" kind of purchase.

Well, because that is how I roll.

I may as well disclaim: some times I will not have internet access, but I have google docs on awesome Chromebook. So some posts may be laterish, but they will be posted. Eventually. Work with me here. Pretty pretty please. I will post as soon as I possibly can if this happens.

And so begins my adventure to the Philippines!

Chillin' in Beijing. Like I do. 

Mutianyu. My Day at The Great Wall of China.

My spring break was ama-za-zing.

Bestie and I.

  Here it is, almost three weeks since I got home and I am still gushing over my time in Asia. Why was it so awesome? Because I got to climb The Great Wall of China with my best friend. My partner in crime. The girl I have no idea what I would do without. I love this girl. This is our second escapade abroad together. Our first was Ireland for St. Patrick's. Put lightly, it was the most disastrous and crazy week of my life. I wouldn't change that week for the world. T'was the Craic.

I will quit the mushy gushy stuff and get straight to the amazingness that was this awesome day.

April 5th, 2013.

We woke up and took a bus ride outside of Beijing. You know when you get out of Beijing because you see the sky without A. sky scrapers or B. horrendous pollution (here is the Beijing pollution index for today). The the bus will literally drop you in the middle of no where and men with vans will fight over you. Thank goodness Cassie (bestie) knows enough Chinese to haggle.... and she is damn, damn good at it.

This was our van driver. He loved me, don't let this photo fool you.

Moving on, so here we are in the back of this sketchy van (there really is no other way to put it), seatbeltless and a little jittery. I couldn't tell if the jitters were from the fact that I just paid to get into a car with a complete stranger and trust that he was supposed to drive me to said destination or  in about an hour I was going to be climbing The Great Wall of China. Probably a happy mixture of both.

The drive was gorgeous. I happened to be in China for the Qingming Festival, which I equated to Dia De Muertos and festival activities were still going on in surrounding areas. We could see little snippets of The Wall on the drive and each little view got me more and more excited.

We finally pulled in and our driver some how communicated with us that he would wait until we were finished. Then we climbed.

Now, when people say they "climbed" the Great Wall of China, THEY FREAKING CLIMBED THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA. I kid you not, my ass and thighs hurt until the following Tuesday. Count the days (and include the fact that I traveled back in time) and that is roughly four days later. Four days. And why? You hike upstairs to get to the Wall which is no small feat. You get to the Wall and you are greeted with this spectacularness: 

 Well this is SA-WEEEEEET....minus the fact I can't feel my legs and I am huffing like the big bad wolf.

After you take a minute to realize you are freaking standing on an ancient world wonder YOU CLIMB SOME MORE. And this just is not just any type of climbing, this is scaling parts of the Wall because they are at 90 degree angles. This is staring at the ground the entire time you spend on the Wall because there is absolutely zero uniformity from one step to another. Like having a mini heart attack when you walk down stairs and one step is just a littttttttle bit shorter than the others, but for miles.

And in the distance I noticed a structure that was different from the other structures  and I told Cassie,

"Cassie, we have to go there. It's different for some reason and we have to find out why"

Engage super sleuth mode.

Like all awesome things in the distance, this awesome thing was way further away than we thought. Never the less, we made the decision to get to it and started our trek.

It may be one of the greatest decisions I made in my life.

When we finally got to the different one we realized what we had stumbled upon: an un-restored section of the wall. A section that was just ruins and had "no toursists" signs all over it. Naturally, we went by them. My mind is still blown from the thirty or longer minutes after that. To be completely honest I had no sense of time after we crossed the "no tourists" threshold.

We were walking on the part of The Wall with over grown bushes. It looked like a hiking trail in an overgrown concrete forest. The feeling; ancient, dark, beautiful. I could use 1,000 descriptions, but those three fit the best. There were no steps to climb on in this section, just a straight path. The path took us to a ruined structure that had collapsed in one part. I crawled to get inside:

Holy crap. Is this real life?

I took a moment and just sat there. In that instant, I felt like so small and insignificant. Here I am, sitting in this giant man-made wall that has been standing for a couple of centuries... I'm 23. Wow. I am a speck on the human time scale. I'm being generous.

Cassie and I sat on top the ruins of one of the out look windows and ate a delicious lunch of left over Easter eggs. In that moment, life felt like it could never be better.

I wasn't joking. We really ate Easter eggs on The Great Wall. I brought Easter decor to celebrate Easter with Cassie... Ironically all the decor was Made in China. Circle of life status.

I want to end there, remember the cold wind that was blowing through our hair, eating Easter eggs with my best friend and sitting on the ruins of The Great Wall of China.

<3

A Small Jaunt in South Korea.

SPRING BREAK 2013! WOOOOOOOO.

Ahhhhhh. Spring break was the best. Actually, the actual best. I spent eight days in China with my best friend from college. On my way home I had a RIDICULOUSLY long lay over in South Korea. Yes, you heard right. SOUTH KOREA.  And it was AMAZING. I fell in love with the city of Seoul. Very beautiful. Clean. Some of the nicest and most helpful human beings on the planet.

I left Beijing at about 9pm and got into Seoul around 1am (mind the hour time difference). I am about 5'8", which means I felt like a giant most of the time I was in Asia. And it does not help any that I have A. bleach blonde hair  B.enormous blue eyes and C. the pastiest of all pasty white skin. So, needless to say, in a sea of beautiful dark hair and gorgeous dark eyes I stood out quite a bit.

Danielle and I ate a bug. I ATE A FREAKING BUG
And it tasted awful.

After damn near walking straight out of customs into the Incheon Airport it took less than 3 seconds to get help. I was ushered on to an extremely plush charter bus and whisked away to the city. The ride is about 45 minutes and it was rainy, but I was enamored with South Korea within the first hour of arriving.

One of my sorority sisters from Undergrad is an English teacher in Seoul. This definitely made my seventeen hour lay over much more bearable. We spent the day shopping around in Insadong, ate poop shaped pancakes and nommed hard on Bibimbap. 

Say that 3 times fast.

Nomma da seaweed with my Bibimbap.